It was a quiet day in Catland for most of our readers today. Little do they know about the relentless barrage of idiocy that I received from our little cat-friend. Most of which isn't fit to print. First of all there was this.
Out of the blue (1:40 PM):
Catman: lightjaber
J: you're grasping for straws now
Catman: grasping for paws
There was a pause (pun not intended), and then the Catman offered a business idea (1:41 PM):
Catman: should develop a climbing tool called the grappling paw (TM)
A strong wind passed by the window (2:51 PM):
Catman: the wind is coming up strong now
Catman: hold onto my paw
Catman: GRAB A HOLD OF MY PAW
Catman: QUICKLY
Catman: GRAB HOLD!
I attempted to summarize my feelings, and he offered me reassurance (4:34 PM):
J: talking to you somedays is like wandering around a ward of head trauma patients
J: and just listening to snippets of their conversations
Catman: nah
Catman: is a pattern
Catman: that you don't know about
J: to the madness?
Catman: the catness
Rest assured readers, there is a method to his catness.
Reference: http://yourdailygroodbud.blogspot.com/2010/05/method-to-his-catness.html
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